My Pearly Whites

OMG.

I just found out the fastest, cleanest, cheapest way to get your macbook from dusty grey, to pearly white!

All you need is a good ole' fashioned eraser, and your hands! Just start erasing the body of your macbook (I mean the part that's around the trackpad which always gets sullied thanks to our grubby paws) and the keys on the keyboard. And... omg!! The result is miraculous! From black to white just like that! In the snap of the fingers! I felt like I was in some detergent advertisement! *rub some on, pour the rest in.. Dynamo!* It really worked. Haah!

All you white macbook users should try it! No need for fancy schmancy condom-esque keyboard covers or ugly white stick ons for your macbook body. Use... THE ERASER. Available at your closest neighbourhood bookstore at a record low of 40 cents per piece! Instant results guaranteed. Money-back guarantee (for your pathetic 40 cents you miserly consumer).