Wedding in a Park

Over the weekend, I attended a wedding, at the Jurong Birdpark! Shit mann I don't think I've even been there before in my life. And it's situated at some mega ulu part of Singapore, like near Jurong Island where they conduct all the petrochemical jazz? wertt.

Anyway! Pictures!

Jurong Birdpark.


Mom and the flamingoes. She was dressed like one too.


The entire swamp of flamingoes that kindly formed the backdrop to the wedding.


Me and mom. I'm trying to emulate flamingo body language. Cool huh.


The flamingoes close up. Did you know that flamingoes' knees bend backwards when they walk? How cool is that? I spent such a long time observing them cos the wedding was so boring. They're quite fascinating, in that they're sooo damn skinny. Their ability to compress their necks and legs and everything is damn amazing.


Just some pictures of the interior


The wedding was set against a glass wall with the flamingoes in the immediate background.




I couldn't see the kiddies walking in cos everyone was standing so I decided to take a picture of the screen. Haha.


The flower girls


More of them.




My dad marrying them off.


Signing the legal stuff.


Anyway, weddings are really boring, especially when you don't really know the couple. So let's turn our attention to the food!
Look at the wedding cake!! Omg. This is the first wedding I've been to that allows you to eat the wedding cake. And it's BRIGHT ORANGE. Cool! It's like an orange chiffon cake with a chocolate centre. I ate 3 enormous pieces. Yum!


Laksa! I seem to be eating a lot of laksa these days. But this one was really good. Oh the wedding dinner was buffet style which is excellent cos you can eat all you want and you get to home home early. Compare this to sitting stiff-necked amid a bunch of people you don't even know, eating polite, docile portions of gross abalone or gigantore mushrooms with some gross spinach. eek!


The chocolates! Haha. Reuben and I hijacked all the chocolates cos we made it a point to try allll the different assortments. We took so many chocolates that all the kids were deprived of theirs! I kept hearing whiffs of complaints from kids about there not being any more chocolates. Haha. too bad, sorry! anyway you're a kid. all your teeth will fall out.


Till the next food post!